Assraptor

the act of biting into a fat juicy succulent elephantitus-stricken ass.

"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"

"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"

by ASSRAPTORSINC October 12, 2008

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ass raptor

One who preys upon unsuspecting rectums, then savagely rapes them in a voracious manner.

"Dude, Rob just sodomized a 14 year old girl!"

"Fuckin A, Rob's an Ass Raptor."

by Lars368 May 5, 2009

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A comedy fanatic who commonly has delusions of grandure, even though he/she has acheived something spectacular in the field of comedy/youtube in general.

Many common misconceptions include the idea that 'ArseRaptor' means a lad who likes taking wenches up the rear, or even some gay guy who does dudes up the 'arse'. These are obscenities, and such definitions of 'ArseRaptor' should be frowned upon.

Random citizen: "Have you seen any of ArseRaptor's videos?"
Random citizen's friend: "Of course."

Loyal youtuber: "ArseRaptor's videos are awesome!"

by REALArseRaptor August 7, 2012

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Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008

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