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under 60: a robot

60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself

80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn
aerator rentals. $50 per hour.
aerator by sushiman09 October 1, 2005
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Askeaton 

A dirty kip of a place about 15 miles west of Limerick City on the N69. It is infested with scumbags and pikeys who would rob the eyes from your head given half a chance. The majority of the population are the Irish equivalent to the toothless, inbred hillbillys of Deliverance fame.
Don't go to Askeaton, they will either rob you or push in your poo without consent!
Askeaton by stranger in moscow April 1, 2011

Aberator 

Aberator
Derived from the word aberration: a departure from the norm

An aberator is someone who departs from the norm

They are different, unique, special, gifted even

It is a word I made up but it has special meaning to me as a dreamer, I wish to be an aberator. And I intend to use it.
You could tell she was an aberator from her strange clothing

They were aberators, they longed to be unique
Aberator by Dreamer🏞 October 16, 2016

Asserator 

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure
When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.
Asserator by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

assbrator 

Devices intended to vibrate inside the anal cavity and stimulate the rectal nerves for a relaxing and pleasurable feeling.
"With his partner out for the evening, Matt decided to put the assbrator to some good personal use."
One who indiscriminately tears the shit out of ass. A hardcore as fucker who leaves no anus unharmed and undamaged. One whose hard cock destroys the anal region of people or animals.
Shit, Hurmberto fucked Jill and he brother in the ass with his anal billy club. Yes Huggie, he is a hard cock assenator.
assenator by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014