Aberator 

Aberator
Derived from the word aberration: a departure from the norm

An aberator is someone who departs from the norm

They are different, unique, special, gifted even

It is a word I made up but it has special meaning to me as a dreamer, I wish to be an aberator. And I intend to use it.

You could tell she was an aberator from her strange clothing

They were aberators, they longed to be unique

Aberator by Dreamer🏞 October 16, 2016

aerator 

Go to the definition that best fits your i.q. range.

under 60: a robot

60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself

80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn

aerator rentals. $50 per hour.

aerator by sushiman09 October 1, 2005

Abeiators 

Sunglasses that have a mirror on the side of each lens, so that the wearer can see behind themself.

If Abe Lincoln had on a pair of these Abeiators, he wouldn't have been shot in the back of the head.

Abeiators by Abeiators June 1, 2014

Aboratoreum 

Sitting in a meeting with overly critical people

I was in the meeting and it quickly turned into an aboratoreum.

Aboratoreum by Philip McGroin April 14, 2021