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A collections of particulate matter, smoke, dust of gas that is visible. Usual term for large mass of visible gaseous water vapour in the earths atmosphere.
Depending on drug consumption may turn into various animals, historical figures, vampires and kitchen cutlery
"Fuck me that cloud looks just like Count dracula!".. "You mean the cloud next to the one that looks like weapons of mass destruction ???"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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Member of that seminal band the Spice Girls which kick started the feminist movement the world over. Their take on womens socio-economic hardships have resulted in in ground breaking music for the masses.
Posh spice , called because of of her classy nature, is leader in hautre coture and designer dresses.
Castigated by some, she is able to pull off that rare feat of being completely talentless but still being in the news because of her superstar husband. Time has long past when she should have accepted her five minutes of fame and gracefully stepped into the background.
She suffers from 'foot in mouth' syndrome, all the more amazing because of the size of her trappy gob. Without fame she would probably be shacked up with some builder barry boy from Essex popping kids from various wide boys in her attempt to appear popular.
She has now turned the phrase Posh Spice into an endearing term for slag
"look at the arse on that !"
"I wouldnt go near her she's a Posh Spice mate she'll bleed you dry"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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Terminator Model T-400 protype cybernetic killing machine designed by Skynet. Constructed using advanced metals with composite materials. Powered by a small fission reactor it was designed to provide close battle field interdiction and counter intelligence support.
Based on Skynets comprhensive human database and genetic information from the Human Genome project the organic exoskeleton was designed to provide a non threatening cover for its stealth support role. Initial reports from the battlefield detail the tremendous power the T-400 had to intimidate the resistance and strike fear into any enemy.
However design flaws meant increasingly T-400 were not returning from battle missions. Subsequent analysis of the design schematics revealed that Skynet had mistakenly based the design of the T-400 on male figures appearing on television circa 1980's in particular on mtv shows.
Further analysis of neural network chip recovered from incapacitated T-400's shows that the design was infact based on the construction worker appearing in the village people. Together with survivor reports from T-400 attacks it was surmised that T-400 preferred method of attack was to dispense with heavy weaponry and simply bugger the enemy to death. This together with the construction worker disguise and the hard hat resulted in massive casualties for the resistance.
A field report from the battle of nevada shows how four T-400's were able to route a 200 strong special forces team. Casualties who survived were unable to continue battle duty due to the inability to walk straight although some said the experience was not entirely unenjoyable. Of the 200 strong squad, 140 were unable to walk straight, 50 were retired and ten requested leave to have a same sex marraige.
The mystery of non-returning T-400's was finally resovled when reported surfaced that bootleg village people band was touring the country. On further inspection it was found the T-400's had gone A.W.O.L and formed a new dance troup devoted to the village people together with opening a Boyz'n'Uniform bar for same sex couples
Skynet cease production of the T-400 when they demanded tighter leather pants, better dressing rooms and bigger flower bouquets before entering the battlefield.
Seal Team Six - Contact , Contact we have four inbound hostiles clothed as contruction workers, engaging fire
Seal Team Leader - Abort mission , I repeat Abort mission!, hostiles are Assinators . All units cover your rear ! and prepare for hostiles to perform flanking manouver !
Seal Team Six - Sir we require urgent assistance , Murphy is down Sir ! he's been buggered to death . Requesting urgent medivac rep.......
Seal Team Leader - Those boys are a gonna, No-one i repeat no-one has survived an Assinator

1st man - Steer clear of that bloke he's an Assinator, every holes a gole for him

2nd man - Yes i heard he's a construction worker and likes to go round the tradesmans
by binsurfer December 10, 2003
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Place where the elite student fraternity can 'mix with the locals' hence their insistance at pushing to the fron of queues, being obnoxious, thinking they are the first people to get arseholed by drinkng more than 2 pints of Stella.
Situtated north of London the Council has been forward thinking in its provision of gerneral amenitites , that is if your a student, on the benefits or an O.A.P. The architecture remains just as it did 300 years ago which is when most of the council members where born.
Many people can enjoy nights out, standing six deep at the bar waiting to get served because the lack of any real decent drinking establishments.
"hey shall we go clubbing in Cambridge?" "Fuck that, lets go to Newmarket and start a fight with some jockeys"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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A suffix used by large multinational companies to appear a local brand when infact you are secretly redirected to some form of their US centered web site.
lets put a few pages with .uk on the web site otherwise they might rumble that we dont give shit about anything outside the US
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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Gaseous ice ball appearing every 80 years or so
Man "Hey I can see Halleys comet in the sky !" . Comet expert "Best place for it I say"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .
"Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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