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Asscamper 

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.
Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.
Asscamper by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017
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assclapper 

Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.
Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!
assclapper by BelleMere July 24, 2010

Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

Assjammer 

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.
"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

asscumference 

The hugeness of a girl's ass.
Guy 1: Bro, she has small tits.
Guy 2: But that asscumference thou!
asscumference by almightydoge January 13, 2014

Assraper's Anonymous 

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.
Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

asshamper 

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible
your a walking asshamper
asshamper by clarky17 July 15, 2010
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