Any annoying pest that you like but they are irritating at this moment
Damn you’re acting like an Assbat Today! What’s your problem..
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Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.
I hear Tom Cruise was attacked by an assbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.
by janicegravy August 19, 2011
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Someone that you normally like but is acting a fool and being an irritate.
Damn you’re acting like an Assbat today and I don’t appreciate it.
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1. A young woman (Sometimes a used up skeezer or a conditioned cougar) that baits men for and with treacherous motives, sometimes in illicit acts of subterfuge.

2. A female that with others and not alone are baiting a man into a vulnerable position sometimes by using racketeering, coercion and extortion of the man or people associated with them that is targeted
"That woman is Kate E. Assbate and I need her to go away because she is stalking and harassing me."
by Idontwanttofuckahooker May 24, 2012
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