Assbat

Any annoying pest that you like but they are irritating at this moment

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat Today! What’s your problem..

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

assbat

Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.

I hear Tom Cruise was attacked by an assbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.

by janicegravy August 23, 2011

Assbat

Someone that you normally like but is acting a fool and being an irritate.

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat today and I don’t appreciate it.

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.

Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017

assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

by Telephony May 13, 2013

Assbutt

An exclamation used to distract Angels just before you throw a Molotov at them.

"Hey, Assbutt!" *Throws Molotov*

by Castiell May 22, 2010

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter

bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead

by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020