AssDrinker

Someone who sits on their ass all day flipping channels and is overall a lazy sack of shit.

"You don't do anything around the house"
"Yeah? Well, you're an assdrinker."

by ProxZ32 June 7, 2019

asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

by asstrickster December 9, 2008

Assdriller

A male who penetrates the anus of another being.

A term used for a gay person.

Man, you're so gay! I bet you love that assdriller to penetrate you any time!

Those villagers are all assdrillers. When you don't look they have sex with any animal they see!

by Fukaface! December 17, 2010

Assdickery

used when you would say, "That is complete bullshit," or something along those lines.

Thats pure assdickery.

by gemuadrken January 13, 2011

asscranker

a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult

"Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!"

by Alaina G November 12, 2008

Portland Assdriver

This sexual act is very similar to the Portland Piledriver but instead of her cunt taking the beating, it’s her ass.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her ass. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I knew she liked it in the ass but I had no idea she would take the Portland Assdriver. Dumb ho.

by uojr October 13, 2004

Assdicker

One who sucks. One who is simultaneously an asshole yet also a dickhead/dickbag.

You’re quite the assdicker man.

by Ddh2212 November 23, 2017