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Ass Cancer
Ass cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.
Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.
This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.
This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or ass cancer) are very common among gay men. That is a fact.
Ass Cancer by Medical School October 18, 2019
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Ass cancer
Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.
Ass cancer stages:
Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days
Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus
Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
Ass cancer stages:
Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days
Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus
Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.
Ass cancer by Evil Exit August 29, 2010
Assmancer
Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
aidscancer
Trip may be HIV positive, but if he keeps on his antivirals he won't get full blown AIDS or have to worry about the 'aidscancer'.
aidscancer by Will Hustle October 29, 2007
T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer
The disease you get when you have anal. There is no way of avoiding this, condoms and birth control are useless. If you get T.A.C. you will have to get both of you but cheeks surgically removed with a chain saw.
Mrs. STD- don’t have butt sex kids or you will get T.A.C.
Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why
Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer
Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why
Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer
T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer by Gaygaygaygaybitch5 June 8, 2019
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