Spelunky

Synonym for perfection, derived from a video game of the same name

Man my wife is spelunky!!!

by Shavlo February 14, 2021

Spelunky

This can refer to "one who makes a hobby of exploring and studying caves" such as the original definition suggests, but "caves" can have more than one meaning. One such would be the cave representing a woman's genitals, where the "spelunking" is done by male genitals. The context still stands fairly clear, with exploring being the main activity- although, "studying" would be changed to something more along the lines of "pounding as hard as he can".

Example 1: "I want to go down on her and do a little spelunky!"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Did you smash her last night?"
Guy 2: "I didn't just smash her- I SPELUNKY'D that PUSSY"

by kingofspelunky April 20, 2022

Spelunky

Means whatever you want it to mean. Simaler to a wild card in Uno.

YOU SPELUNKY BASTARD, YOU!

by X_xTwitch_Mortex_X July 27, 2010

Funky spelunky

Another name for colonoscopy

Hey Rob, have you gotten your funky spelunky down at the butt clinic yet?

by comaunite December 2, 2019

Guy Spelunky

The main protagonist of the hit indie rogue-like from 2008, Spelunky. He is a brave adventurer who dives into the depths below to stop Olmec's Curse and collect all of the treasure. He also reappears in HD quality in the hit game Spelunky HD, and makes his most recent appearance as an older man in Spelunky 2 from 2020.

Johnny: What character should I play as in Spelunky HD?
Alex: Guy Spelunky

by LABNINJA231 March 5, 2022

vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009