Ass-pipe 

A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat

That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.

Ass-pipe by Irish619 December 3, 2010

ass pipe 

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.

As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!

ass pipe by dashiznit November 4, 2004

ass pipe 

obnoxious person, stuck on themselves, always want to be first. greedy, selfish, wanting more without providing something in return

That ass pipe just pulled in front of that other car in that construction zone by speeding up, so the other driver had to slam on their brakes

ass pipe by Naughty Possum June 23, 2017

ass pipe 

A man that continues to only enjoy or put forth pleasure through the anus. Little respect held so therefore he holds this title.

I saw that ass pipe walk out of the bathroom with a cringing smirk on his face, and when I entered the bathroom there were two other men passed out on the ground.

ass pipe by babbo xmas December 12, 2006

ass piper 

a very ugly person that has a pipe up there ass. it is illegal to be an ass piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is Alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an ass piper is normally a male. with brown gay ass emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most ass pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an ass piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the ass piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the ass piper. :)

the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an ass piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.

the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.

ass piper by awesomenessinabox February 18, 2010

piped that ass 

Delivering anal sex with a large penis over a prolonged period of time. The act of laying pipe, lots of it.

Jay: Man, I piped that ass for 2 hours… now my girl won’t ever give up that ass again.

piped that ass by Cupofschnibbide September 2, 2022

pipehead ass 

Someone whos fuckin dumb, so fuckin dumb in fact their heads like a fuckin pipe because of how hollow it is

"Bitch get yo pipehead ass the fuck outta here you dumbass"

pipehead ass by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017