1. Someone or something that seems to be behind you everytime you turn around, as if they are mounted to your ass.
2. A person who always has to do everything with you even though you don't want them to.
3. A pet that constantly follows you around the house and gets in your way.
1. "Get the hell off me you Ass Mount."
2. "Stop being suck an Ass Mount and get your own damn life."
3. "Dude, your dog is such an Ass Mount, every where I go I'm tripping over him."
This clever word was developed using the popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and its gay characteristics, as well as lingo from the hood to describe a friend that is acting gay or being a bitch.
Tyler: I'm not going out tonight, I want to stay home to watch Tope Chef and make pan broiled halibut.
Julie: You're being a complete brokeback mountain ass nigga!
noun, the medical condition experienced by female ski resort season-workers wherein rapid and protracted intake of high-calorie, often fried foods (usually justified on the grounds of perceived increase in physical activity) causes expansion of a formerly attractive posterior beyond normal dimensions.
Dude1: Man, this season was too f**kin' ace, but I'm looking forward to rotating back to the world and seeing some girls without mountain-ass.
Dude2: Quite.