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Mountain-ass 

noun, the medical condition experienced by female ski resort season-workers wherein rapid and protracted intake of high-calorie, often fried foods (usually justified on the grounds of perceived increase in physical activity) causes expansion of a formerly attractive posterior beyond normal dimensions.
Dude1: Man, this season was too f**kin' ace, but I'm looking forward to rotating back to the world and seeing some girls without mountain-ass.
Dude2: Quite.
Mountain-ass by bombdog January 21, 2009
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brokeback mountain ass nigga 

This clever word was developed using the popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and its gay characteristics, as well as lingo from the hood to describe a friend that is acting gay or being a bitch.
John: Leave me alone!
Tyler: You a brokeback mountain as nigga!

Tyler: I'm not going out tonight, I want to stay home to watch Tope Chef and make pan broiled halibut.
Julie: You're being a complete brokeback mountain ass nigga!

Rocky Mountain Ass Crack 

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.
I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

ass-mountain 

An excessively large amount of something.
I have an ass-mountain of homework due tomorrow.

Dude, you're definitely pulling an all-nighter.
ass-mountain by Iamabstract November 1, 2010

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums
Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

Dual moutain ass 

Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .
"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.

mountainess

Damn u so mountainess