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N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.
Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.
Ass-Off by Big Saxy July 26, 2017

ass-off laugh 

laugh hearty enough to separate ass from body
"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.

"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.
ass-off laugh by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

lmao my ass off

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.
Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

laugh my ass off 

Laugh my ass off Something so funny, it will make you laugh so hard your ass falls off.
That shit is so funny, I laugh my ass off!

Freezing my ass off 

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.
I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

laugh your ass off 

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting
When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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