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Ass Bandicoot 

People who play the video game Crash Bandicoot, They are ass bandits for it and thats why
"dude did you see that jobless stoner playing Crash Bandicoot?

yeah bro I did he is an ass bandit, haha ass bandicoot, I mean what kind of faggot plays thats shit anyway, well the kind who like their shit pushed in, thats who

Baldie Ass Bitch day 

A holiday who we celebrate about a bitch who is toxic, rude, jerk, asshole, moron, and bald as fuck.
Happy Baldie Ass Bitch day!

Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.
Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

Assbandit 

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses
That Carl is a right Assbandit

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary
What inane assbanditry is this?!

assbandit 

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.
assbandit by Champ February 9, 2002