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Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.
Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003
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ass banditry

An act incorporating varying degrees of buggery.
After school on thurdsays Jeff enjoyed nipping round to his mates house for a bit of ass banditry
ass banditry by mister fish February 23, 2004

Assbandit 

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses
That Carl is a right Assbandit

assbandit 

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.
assbandit by Champ February 9, 2002

assbandit 

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males
<see Crazydude999>
assbandit by naoneo December 20, 2001

assbandit 

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind
i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much
assbandit by sssharris February 4, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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