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when u see a bald man this is his name
the light form baldie's head is reflecting into my eyes!
quick go rub baldie's head for good luck!
baldie by Angie G April 29, 2002
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a bald headed person, typically a man
Hey baldie, where you going.
baldie by Light Joker May 26, 2007
(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.
-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”
Baldie by DEADMEAT April 16, 2019
a perfect asian girl that dominates life
sheryl ng is such a baldie!
baldie by CooCooCoo December 18, 2005
Term for a young girl who hasn't grown any pubic hair yet.
I drove around the corner and saw a cute baldie going to school.
Baldie by Signor Dick Pic June 18, 2014
Bald headed graphics teacher.With a borderline psychotic and somewhat manic personality, so they say...
Not exactly bald, but with short hair( baby blonde). (LOL)
He's o.k. if you stay in his good books. Usually with a Cowan and Sharpy in tow.
baldie by steve January 12, 2005

Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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