15 definitions by Champ

denmark

Home of the most beautiful women in the world.

Take a stroll down Strøget and you will see....

by Champ February 25, 2004

Cadbury Lane

The anal passage. As faeces are generally brown (like Cadbury chocolate), this term allows one to make reference to the rectum in a somewhat polite way.

A homosexuals favourtime pastime is to take a nice stroll down Cadbury Lane.

by Champ August 28, 2003

jump of the tiger

This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.

The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.

In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".

by Champ September 21, 2003

raand

A unisex term to refer to a slut. More correctly meaning prostitute.

That Dave is such a raand. All the horny bastard does is drill sluts all day long.

by Champ January 9, 2004

fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002

poo chute

Anal sphincter. Where faeces exit the body.

Poofs take a cock up their poo chute.

by Champ February 10, 2002

trance

By far the best form of music that exists. A recent study showed that if a population is divided into musical preference, those who claim a strong allegiance to trance have the highest average IQ.

Trance is the music of the genius-generation.

by Champ October 8, 2003