Champ's definitions

fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002

poo chute

Anal sphincter. Where faeces exit the body.

Poofs take a cock up their poo chute.

by Champ February 9, 2002

rice rocket

A vehicle driven that is generally not meant to go fast, yet has the apperance of being a race-like car. A driver of a rice-rocket is a rice boy.

Why do people do up fucking Honda Civics and make them "look" sporty when they are girls cars. I hate those crappy "rice rockets".

by Champ February 25, 2002

jump of the tiger

This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.

The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.

In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".

by Champ September 21, 2003

Cadbury Lane

The anal passage. As faeces are generally brown (like Cadbury chocolate), this term allows one to make reference to the rectum in a somewhat polite way.

A homosexuals favourtime pastime is to take a nice stroll down Cadbury Lane.

by Champ August 27, 2003

soltani

former champion; man who doesn´t understand that his time is over; born looser

Guy who was playing table soccer quite good when he was younger and still tries but is always loosing

by Champ August 5, 2003

raand

A unisex term to refer to a slut. More correctly meaning prostitute.

That Dave is such a raand. All the horny bastard does is drill sluts all day long.

by Champ January 9, 2004