Asparageese

More than one asparagus

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.

by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017

asparagoose

An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored

Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck

by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020

Asparagoseph

A term used to describe someone who is both a connoisseur of fine asparagus, and goat cheeses.

"Jesus Christ, dude! what kind of nerd would devote their life to becoming an asparagoseph?"

by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010