Asparapee

The noxious smell in urine experienced by most people immediately after consuming asparagus. Studies have shown that while many can’t smell the pungent stench, most do extrude it. This phenomenon is most likely caused by farmers adding sulfur to fertilize their soil. The odor is sometimes accompanied by a neon yellow or green hue.

Person A: Damn, your pee is freakin' reekin'! Did you have asparagus for dinner last night?

Person B: Yes, I have asparapee.

by RobDnet May 25, 2007

asparapee

The odorous urine produced by eating asparagus.

"I totally forgot what I had for dinner until I caught a whiff of my asparapee later!"

by Birbo May 12, 2009

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008

Asparapiss

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

Asparageese

More than one asparagus

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.

by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

asparapuss

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina

We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.

by darthdano February 24, 2009