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Asoss is a name/word that can be found in ancient books written by farmers and beggars 200 BC. The meaning of it has been discussed by scholars for centuries, and it is still unclear if Asoss was meant to be as a joke between the homeless people or if it actually meant something important. The stand today is that Asoss can be used as a name but that it is a noun, adjective, and a verb as well. Hence, making Asoss the most confusing and most misplaced word/name in our modern society.

The short version to describe the name Asoss is if you think of an itching that you have, which you cannot reach with your own hands --> Asoss
My name is Asoss, not Assos!
Where is my Asoss? (Noun)
Stop being such an Asoss! (Adjective)
Do you want to Asoss with me today? (Verb)
Asoss by Handsomboy July 26, 2019
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The best religion, Leading lost children to the light and giving them somewhere to feel safe.
I was lost until victor showed me Asoism
Asoism by VictorSucks August 18, 2018
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Asoss • assshit • asss • assscarf • Arossa • ashsslvtt • Amoss • AosSos • ASOBS • AssScalp
1.) asosmwe is when something is so cool or awesome that you can't say or spell it correctly.

2.) misspelling/saying of awesome
person A: Dude, that was so asosmwe!
person B: ... Don't you mean awesome?
person A: No, dude... BETTER.

asssbutt 

A popular tumblr user who really loves to masturbate, likes butts and gay porn. The unique asssbutt is female, and responds to 'Ellie, El, and norman' and sustains herself on pork fried rice. Many have wondered if she is in a permanent high. She is like a snake and often goes off on hunts through the internet for unheard of sex acts and interesting toys. Her fitting blog catch phrase is "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTY YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOGGER".
"Did you see what asssbutt posted today? She posts so much nsfw, I don't know if I can handle all the booty!"

"Are you kidding? it's so awesome, and she has the best porn folder!"
asssbutt by merrin.m October 23, 2012
the only word with three s's in succession; a redundancy used to signify feces.
I just got back from the bathroom and a whole mess of assshit fell out.

asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 

When you get bored of being bored, so you type random stuff such as ass with lots of S.
Girl: hi
Guy: woah, look at that asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Girl: that’s how you know who has a girlfriend and who hasn’t

asssssssssssss 

my assssss
my assssss stanky WHY IT MATTER TO ME ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
asssssssssssss by emma tessea May 10, 2021
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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