Asoism

The best religion, Leading lost children to the light and giving them somewhere to feel safe.

I was lost until victor showed me Asoism

by VictorSucks August 18, 2018

asosmwe

1.) asosmwe is when something is so cool or awesome that you can't say or spell it correctly.

2.) misspelling/saying of awesome

person A: Dude, that was so asosmwe!
person B: ... Don't you mean awesome?
person A: No, dude... BETTER.

by theonekidyouneverremember August 1, 2012

fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

assism

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

Askism

A question you ask a person without caring about their response.

How are you today?

Do you really care? Or is that just an askism?

by Emilybefree October 23, 2013

Ashism

Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt

Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism

by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005