Aslop

a girl named Tammy Aslop from city college coventry who masterbates over Marcus and is jealus of the fact that he loves sammy

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Aslepe

(As-leh-peh)verb. A different spelling of the word "asleep". Its a term used to let others know that they need to relax, take it easy, or simply forget about life-problems.

Stay aslepe; you need to aslepe

by gottachilax October 7, 2016

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

by Chuck June 18, 2004

Alopecia

An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.

Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!

by hi. Please dont kill me. December 4, 2012

assopopulous

This is When You pucker up your butt hole to resemble a kiss then you place it on your partner and begin kissing him/her.

My girlfriend gave me an assopopulous on my chin....

by fernandob July 29, 2007

Aplop

A hip condensed version of the full word "apoplectic," which means "to be overcome with anger."

After I watched Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull, I was totally aplop!

My mom's burning of the meatloaf made me aplop as hell!

by IAmRickSee October 21, 2015

asbophobia

An irrational fear of chavs.

Mike doesn't watch Little Britain anymore because Vicky Pollard scares him, I think he suffers from asbophobia.

by Sir Luke November 15, 2006