Asket
Asket by Scitimas12 April 26, 2022
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the person who asked
a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.
the person who asked by the person who asked April 22, 2020
Alketa
Alketa is a gorgeous girl. She is very lovely and kind, but just if she likes you. Otherwise don‘t mess with her. She will fuck you up and hurt you really bad. She is a very energetic girl and can be a little bit crazy. You will have a lot of fun with her don‘t let her go because if you lose her once you lose her forever, so don‘t lose her trust. She is may the hottest albanian girl you will ever met. Her body is just gorgeous. She loves music and can dance all night long if she wants. She has probably broun eyes. She can by very lazy like „i lay all day in bed and do nothing for my future“ lazy.
Sandy: „Hey do you know Alketa.“
Lou: „Yeah she is soo funny and crazy.“
Sandy: „I know right. I‘m so glad i know her.“
Lou: „Same“
Lou: „Yeah she is soo funny and crazy.“
Sandy: „I know right. I‘m so glad i know her.“
Lou: „Same“
Alketa by Sara‘s heart November 11, 2018
Any Askers?
John: Man, i can't open this game its taking forever to load!
Alex: Any askers? Any askers?
John: *visual anger*
Alex: Any askers? Any askers?
John: *visual anger*
Any Askers? by soupytomato January 21, 2021
The guy who asked
A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.
The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022
liquidate the assets
When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
Who asked?
the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.
Who asked? by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020
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