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Alketa is a gorgeous girl. She is very lovely and kind, but just if she likes you. Otherwise don‘t mess with her. She will fuck you up and hurt you really bad. She is a very energetic girl and can be a little bit crazy. You will have a lot of fun with her don‘t let her go because if you lose her once you lose her forever, so don‘t lose her trust. She is may the hottest albanian girl you will ever met. Her body is just gorgeous. She loves music and can dance all night long if she wants. She has probably broun eyes. She can by very lazy like „i lay all day in bed and do nothing for my future“ lazy.
Sandy: „Hey do you know Alketa.“
Lou: „Yeah she is soo funny and crazy.“
Sandy: „I know right. I‘m so glad i know her.“
Lou: „Same“
Alketa by Sara‘s heart November 11, 2018
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A very generous and kind person who aims to please and joke. A creeper in a sense, yet you can't help but love Alketa; she's just special like that. She's the hottest piece of Albanian you will ever see. You don't fuck with Alketa because she'll fuck you up worse, or rape you hard. Alketa is always there for you and would never try to disappoint you. Be grateful if you know an Alketa. Alketa also has a tendency to rape people she likes, and messes with little kids who she doesn't know.
I'm so glad I know an Alketa!
Alketa by Loloser April 13, 2010
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Alketa • Aleta • Alkeda • Aleeta • Algeta • Alieta • Alleta • aketa • alektastic • AletaSue
Just like her name, she's different. You will remember her not just because her name is different, because "it's Aleta". Aleta is always the person you go to, and will be there. yes, times she might not want to be, but shes always there. she's the popular, cute, could be wife, want to have dirty little secrets with, and you will never get with because she doesn't want to be with you, because she loves him. yet you think she's flirting with you when yet she's really just standing there not doing anything. But you like her anyways in hopes to one day have her in your arms. She loves kids, work's all the time and yet still has fun on her time off. she's not afraid to tell you when she doesn't like your attitude, and you will learn to check it at the door. she's loves people but mess with her friends and you have a death wish, shes got spice and isn't afraid to show you what the big boys have taught her. But remember she's a lady. Bright color's, going to the gym, going for walk's and watching movies id the fun after work. Until the summer then its by the fire for the night.
He waiting for aleta to come back and be his.
Aleta by Ms.Teddy June 2, 2011
She's very popular and everyone loves her she says stuff how it is and if you have a problem with it she doesn't give a f#ck! She gets along with everyone except for the people who always run their mouth but never say it to someones face shes very pretty but has boy trouble so she never is looking for a relationship but she is a wild card so beware if you ever see her!
Guy1:u know aleeta?
Guy2:oh yea that WILD CARD everyone knows her dude
Aleeta by Lol facts November 25, 2019
a word to describe the coolest thing in the world. Also, this could be a girl with the coolest name ever! She is most likely to love frogs, and is destined to be something great! Like the top surgeon in all of the world! Yes, she will probably most likely be a doctor. Don't be jealous if they get a better job than you. it's because they are better! And, don't call someone like this conceited, because that song's played out. She's probably just prettier than you. She's pretty random. You might find that annoying. Get over it.
That's sooo cool. I wish I had an Aleta like that!
Aleta by Alley-cat July 31, 2006
A girl known to get an "aw" from cuteness overloaded elders. She's very shy around most strangers. but can soon become devilish around people she knows. She does before she thinks, and often winds up in trouble, but she is nonetheless entertaining.
Classmate 1: "Did you hear Aleta got sent to the principal's?"
Classmate 2: "Again?"

Old Lady: "That little girl Aleta is such a doll!"
Old Man: "She's very polite!"
Aleta by Eckleburg July 30, 2015
n. A pretty random girl. Pretty awesome. Pretty hot. Pretty face. Used to look like Dora. Maybe a little skanky. Somewhat depressed, but knows how to have a good time. Likes guys, and lots of them. Likes weed a little and is too smart for her own good. However she doesn't know what she wants to do ever and feels like time moves too fast. Doesn't care much about what other people think of her and can be a very deep thinker. She's nice when she wants to be and is a bitch when needed. Lots of guys love her and lots of girls hate her. Also known as Eta, Dora, Bacon, Horndogg
Boy 1: so who do you like mann?
Boy 2: oh that one girl, Aleta. She's got big tits.
Aleta by Quellywellybear December 21, 2008
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