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ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018
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Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.
"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."
Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020

Ashley Pridgen

Ashley Pridgen by Duskman July 13, 2010

Ashley Pridgen

The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.
Ashley Pridgen by N3vKid July 18, 2010

Ashley Alexandre Dupre

And people wonder why Eliot Spitzer is a hypocrite. Just look at Ashley Alexandre Dupre.

Ashleigh S.

The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
Ashleigh S. by Smartiepants July 25, 2019
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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