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Ashford & Simpson
To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...
When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.
When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.
Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?
Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.
Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.
Ashford & Simpson by Omn1scientist November 26, 2010
Ashford
Also known to the residents by its alternate names "Gashford" and "Trashford" due to the large amount of single mothers, is a relatively large town located in the Kent in the South-East of England where everyone is so damn miserable their soulless eyes can pierce sheet steel.
It is home to Stanhope, the town's obligatory zoo of pikeys that recently had a regeneration which was the equivalent of polishing a turd. The buses often get infested with old people in the mornings and the ghurkas live up to their stereotype by constantly smelling of curry. The gypsies leave litter wherever they go and it became such a problem that the places they frequented had trenches dug or boulders placed to stop them from using them.
Main attractions include but are not limited to:
*A high street which features 5 barber shops, 5 pubs, a titty bar, 4 discount stores and 3 card shops, while the rest of them are primarily restaurants; fast food or otherwise.
*A bowling alley
*A decomissioned tank used as a statue
*A Designer Outlet shaped like a vagina; popular tourist destination and the primary cause of sidewalk rage
*Frequent car crashes coming out of ASDA
*A skate park for horny teenagers and young adults to pick up horny teenagers
*An out of the way Cineworld
*Prams and screaming children everywhere
*And an international train station so you can escape the monumental dullness of it all for the day which is often left unattended after 6pm; free train rides if you don't get caught.
It is home to Stanhope, the town's obligatory zoo of pikeys that recently had a regeneration which was the equivalent of polishing a turd. The buses often get infested with old people in the mornings and the ghurkas live up to their stereotype by constantly smelling of curry. The gypsies leave litter wherever they go and it became such a problem that the places they frequented had trenches dug or boulders placed to stop them from using them.
Main attractions include but are not limited to:
*A high street which features 5 barber shops, 5 pubs, a titty bar, 4 discount stores and 3 card shops, while the rest of them are primarily restaurants; fast food or otherwise.
*A bowling alley
*A decomissioned tank used as a statue
*A Designer Outlet shaped like a vagina; popular tourist destination and the primary cause of sidewalk rage
*Frequent car crashes coming out of ASDA
*A skate park for horny teenagers and young adults to pick up horny teenagers
*An out of the way Cineworld
*Prams and screaming children everywhere
*And an international train station so you can escape the monumental dullness of it all for the day which is often left unattended after 6pm; free train rides if you don't get caught.
Guy 1: 'Ey lad you wanna go to Ashford?
Guy 2: Sure, I'm in the mood to be bored and depressed to the point I want to commit suicide today.
Guy 2: Sure, I'm in the mood to be bored and depressed to the point I want to commit suicide today.
Ashford by Takytivarg October 16, 2016
Ashford
Also known as Gashford, a little town between Feltham and Staines in London. Populated with Pikeys and Old folk.
Famous for Burger Junction, Big Tescos and Subway.
Famous for Burger Junction, Big Tescos and Subway.
Ashford by K Tolls Bruvv March 18, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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