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The sexiest, nicest, kindest boy in the world. I write him love songs constantly. He is the apple of my eye. He dresses poorly. He's a very strange kid. I'm not sure if he has friends. I want to marry him. He's really emo and cuts himself. It's okay because it's hot when he does it.
For Asela,
I want to do you doggy style on my roof, so our feelings for each other never go poof,
I love you and your size 13 shoes, you turn me on like Steve from blues clues
but he got fired for doing drugs, I'd rather get done by you than a group of thugs
my love for you will never die , every Sunday I'll bake you pie
I want to suck you dry, lettts give it a tryyyy
lets not just have sex and blahblahblah, we can have a meaningful relationship lalalaa
you have really nappy curls I want to adorn with bows, I'd pick you over a million hotass hoes
me and you are like peanut butter and jelly, i wanna rub hot oil over our pristine belly
Asela by LALALAALALALALALALALALA January 3, 2009
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Amelaine 

Amelaine giggles easily, even if you said something that's not funny. She's boy crazy and usually has multiple crushes at the same time. She HATES unseasoned food.
You see that giggly girl over there? That's Amelaine.
Amelaine by Filipiña Colada May 31, 2018
Related Words
Aselah • Asela • Adelaide • adela • adelais • aela • Akela • Asala • Anela • abelardo
They are very intelligent, strong, noble, wise, & extremely hot! Watch out she’s got it all! Perfect 10 no matter what inside and out. Rare to find one they are usually married, if you have an Adela in you’re life then you my friend are a lucky man. Do not mistake her silence as shyness they are watchers. Adela’s don’t like drama and rather stay away from the crowds definitely a lone wolf even though they have friends. People always envy her because she’s got what others don’t have a good heart and banging body, but watch out because they can also fight and fat chicks tend to keep they’re man away from them because they see her as a threat. adelas may seem stuck up but they are the most humblest woman you can ever meet. They go through a lot people try bringing them down but they stand they’re ground and never give up they have too much to love for even though they are hated.
“Ugh, Kevin stay far away from adela and don’t even let me catch you staring at her I’ll be watching you!”

“Why can’t I have big tits and a big ass with a flat waist like Adela?!”

“Fucking Adela’s got it going on!”
“I see you Adela”
Adela by Gerardolopez009 May 28, 2018
Shewolf
A crazy girl with a sweet caring heart and a dirty mind.
Asena always seams to be happy on the out side but is sad on the inside.
She is an amazing friend and is always a shoulder to cry on and will always help you and cheer you up.
"that girl is such a Asena, always caring for her friend"
Asena by Emmi Tomlinson December 30, 2013
This is a girl that is just plain amazing. You would be lucky to have her in your life. She is beautiful, smart, kind, and easy to talk to. She is someone that will make you smile no matter what, and that is what makes her great.
You are lucky to have a gurl named Arsela in your life
Arsela by Supersting01 February 19, 2020

Adelaide 

Adelaide is classified as a slum or, more accurately the back-slum of Australia. The tallest structure in Adelaide is Westpac House (132 m) - That's less than half the height of my house!
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Adelaide.
Person 1: Oh, right. The back-slum of Australia, they call it!
Adelaide by Elated Squash August 22, 2016

Adelaide 

A small little town which thinks it's a big modern city.
Which is apparently the capital city of sowf ostraya,
which has been given the wooden spoon award, taken away from Tasmania.

As mentioned, a small town with a very ageist sexist and discriminating attitude.
The minds of people in this town do not have the ability to think
outside the square and suffer greatly from Stockholm syndrome.

The young are extremely entitled and think there shit doesnt stink
and blames all there woes on the boomers, not knowing what a boomer

actually is. The youngs idea of a boomer is someone who is older than them
Eg a 16 year old saying a 42 year old is a boomer.

Monkey see monkey do is the norm here. Speaking of monkeys,
this little town is full of flying monkeys, if your quick you'll
see a few as they fly past.
A: Hey, I was in Adelaide yesterday
B: Adelaide huh, (rolls eyes) did ya catch some flying monkeys?
A: Fekkin' oath i did, they're everywhere
Adelaide by Lala and Po 2 April 7, 2022
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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Pee Calculus

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