Aseben 

A Group of young intelectuals that are trying to solve world hunger. They have many times been in diplomatic conflict with the state of Uganda for causing female genital mutilation, which involves much diplomatic rulement in uganda. They make music to play in the national ugandan government hall. They had much inspiration from teaching african children in rwanda javascript, and gave away many Imacs that many couldnt use becuase they dont have electrical connections. Aseben introduced Venezuela and Zimbabwe to Crypto Currency, which saved their economy from collapse and gave them a stable income. Aseben introduced Venezuela to rune scape and gave them a stable income.

We are dreamers, Intelectuals, and want to abolish female genital mutilation in europe and in certain parts of asia. Aseben started off with as a Facebook Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber fan club, but then expanded into the music buissnes and into the Diplomatic disaprity between uganda. Cureently They are trying to figure out how to put trees on the moon. They made a simulation of minecraft that is only available in space and on jupiter that allows you to erase the middle class.

Girlfriend: Hey babe.
Boyfriend: Hey Babe,
Girlfriend: how do you think the economical crisis is going in venezuela?
Boyfriend: Aseben saved it, Dont worry woman.

Aseben by Jeremy Wingere April 5, 2021

assbench 

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

assbench by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

Assbend by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

Ayebenz 

1. A self proclaimed Taoist

2. Despite his scrawny appearance he can give you a good beating

Ayebenz give me nut

Ayebenz by Tomposis May 23, 2022

Arsebend

A simpering individual who will say anything to get into power.

See that Sunak on the debate? Yep, what an arsebend

Arsebend by Meaty McMeatface July 26, 2022

assbently 

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad

assbently gay as fuck dude

assbently by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021

Aseenus 

Leader of Xin Gaming

That Aseenus guy is pro at games and leads some gaming organization!

Aseenus by absse March 15, 2010