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A Group of young intelectuals that are trying to solve world hunger. They have many times been in diplomatic conflict with the state of Uganda for causing female genital mutilation, which involves much diplomatic rulement in uganda. They make music to play in the national ugandan government hall. They had much inspiration from teaching african children in rwanda javascript, and gave away many Imacs that many couldnt use becuase they dont have electrical connections. Aseben introduced Venezuela and Zimbabwe to Crypto Currency, which saved their economy from collapse and gave them a stable income. Aseben introduced Venezuela to rune scape and gave them a stable income.

We are dreamers, Intelectuals, and want to abolish female genital mutilation in europe and in certain parts of asia. Aseben started off with as a Facebook Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber fan club, but then expanded into the music buissnes and into the Diplomatic disaprity between uganda. Cureently They are trying to figure out how to put trees on the moon. They made a simulation of minecraft that is only available in space and on jupiter that allows you to erase the middle class.
Girlfriend: Hey babe.
Boyfriend: Hey Babe,
Girlfriend: how do you think the economical crisis is going in venezuela?
Boyfriend: Aseben saved it, Dont worry woman.
Aseben by Jeremy Wingere April 5, 2021
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assbench 

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(
assbench by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009
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Aseben • aeben • assbenign • Ayebenz • Arsebend • aseen • aseena • Aseenus • assbench • Assbend
Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it
He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend
Assbend by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021
1. A self proclaimed Taoist

2. Despite his scrawny appearance he can give you a good beating
Ayebenz give me nut
Ayebenz by Tomposis May 23, 2022
A simpering individual who will say anything to get into power.
See that Sunak on the debate? Yep, what an arsebend
Arsebend by Meaty McMeatface July 26, 2022

assbently 

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad
assbently gay as fuck dude
assbently by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021
That Aseenus guy is pro at games and leads some gaming organization!
Aseenus by absse March 15, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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