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Ascrounge 

Broke, skint; lacking in funds.

Scrounging your sofa and savings account for the dregs of your last dollars, and still coming up short.
Don't bother inviting Dave, he's too far ascrounge to cover his share of the bar tab.
Ascrounge by Phaedron June 3, 2010
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Scrounge 

to borrow (a small amount or item) with no intention of repaying or returning it:
"Lets just show up at Deans with no money and just scrounge up as much weed as we can get."
Scrounge by The daily smokers April 7, 2009

Ultimate Scrounger 

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.
Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.
Ultimate Scrounger by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

Scrounger 

Someone who doesnt smoke on a regular basis but they will steal, or scrounge, one of your cigarettes due to their 'social' or 'casual' smoking habits. You are normally liable to be scrounged from after these 'casual' smokers have had a beer or two.
Bob: Hey, You have a cigarette for me?
Bill: FUCK OFF! THESE ARE MINE YOU SCROUNGER!
Scrounger by Sweet Lu July 11, 2006

scrounger 

UK Slang: someone abusing the benefits system (welfare in the US). See dole dosser
Look at all them scroungers up North comin' up each other's houses with chainsaws and god knows what. Broken Britain.
scrounger by UDUser4820 November 9, 2018

Change Scrounger 

The occasional hobo, bum or tightwad that roams around the arcade machines, pay phones, candy machines, newspaper machines, ect, in bowling alleys or other public places. Looking for forgotten change in the coin return.
Randy looks through every coin return in town just to find change so he can pay off his new POS car he's such a Change Scrounger
Change Scrounger by xD.N.F.x August 21, 2008

The Scrounge 

A militant offshoot of The Lounge forums. No one can quite say why it was formed, but it is strictly a mong free zone.
The Scrounge, it's got to be better than work.
The Scrounge by Skutchgrass February 5, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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