Scrounger

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Someone who doesnt smoke on a regular basis but they will steal, or scrounge, one of your cigarettes due to their 'social' or 'casual' smoking habits. You are normally liable to be scrounged from after these 'casual' smokers have had a beer or two.

Bob: Hey, You have a cigarette for me?
Bill: FUCK OFF! THESE ARE MINE YOU SCROUNGER!

Scrounger by Sweet Lu July 11, 2006

Words you can keep

scrounger

UK Slang: someone abusing the benefits system (welfare in the US). See dole dosser

Look at all them scroungers up North comin' up each other's houses with chainsaws and god knows what. Broken Britain.

scrounger by UDUser4820 November 9, 2018

Scrounger

Someone/something who is dirty or a great name for your furry friend!

"Scrounger drug his butt across the carpet today!"
"Geez, that guys such a scrounger!"

Scrounger by scrounger hoes October 18, 2009

Ultimate Scrounger

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.

Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.

Ultimate Scrounger by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

Change Scrounger

The occasional hobo, bum or tightwad that roams around the arcade machines, pay phones, candy machines, newspaper machines, ect, in bowling alleys or other public places. Looking for forgotten change in the coin return.

Randy looks through every coin return in town just to find change so he can pay off his new POS car he's such a Change Scrounger

Change Scrounger by xD.N.F.x August 21, 2008

cock scrounger

a person who desperatley needs cock in the ass pipe so much so they beg for the root

im not a cock scrounger, but my actual ass pipe is drying up please please can i have your cock up it, oh go on please

cock scrounger by big fraze June 20, 2008

Pussy-scrounger

Someone who both needs tons of pussy and gets tons of pussy.

James Franco is such a pussy-scrounger

Pussy-scrounger by the scrounger August 25, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026