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asbonaut 

UK usage. Combination of ASBO (anti-social behaviour order) and astronaut. Used to refer to Chavs, council estate types and hooligans of various kinds.
"When I grow up daddy I want to be an asbonaut!"
asbonaut by David Avon February 23, 2005

Alconarcolepsy 

Overconsumption of alcohol that results in a sudden coma-like state, usually mid-sentence.
We can't get Mike's nasty ass up off the couch because he is suffering from alconarcolepsy.
Alconarcolepsy by Fraench Toast September 19, 2007
A small town in Ontario about 20 min to a half hour away from Barrie, If you move to this town you are signing your soul over to the devil. A giant wall should be constructed around the town so all the idiots dont get out and fuck everything else up
ohh he went to Alcona, guess we will never see him again, poor guy, i bet those savages ripped him to pieces.
Alcona by jamesway101 December 20, 2010

Assonance 

Why the fuck are you searching this on Urban Ditionary, You got problems!!

The relatively close juxtaposition of the same or similar vowel sounds, but with different end consonants in a line or passage, thus a vowel rhyme, as in the words, date and fade.
example of assonance "that dolphin-torn, that gong-tormented sea"
Assonance by Varun.B.S May 16, 2006

asconding 

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.
Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!
asconding by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005
Aconan is the god of creation in the Dalatiist religion. Aconan created and creates all things but minds, which Asknand fashions. Aconan is an inexplicable force; he has no compassion for his impish creations, and we are only saved from his wrath through the protection of Asknand. Aconan takes the form of a great octopus, in whose skin the history and future of the universe is reflected.
"Aconan is responsible for the beauty and terror of everything."
Aconan by samalot August 10, 2008