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Aconan is the god of creation in the Dalatiist religion. Aconan created and creates all things but minds, which Asknand fashions. Aconan is an inexplicable force; he has no compassion for his impish creations, and we are only saved from his wrath through the protection of Asknand. Aconan takes the form of a great octopus, in whose skin the history and future of the universe is reflected.
"Aconan is responsible for the beauty and terror of everything."
Aconan by samalot August 10, 2008
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Pull a Conan 

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.
Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!

Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.
Pull a Conan by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

aconno's 

synonymy for awesome people working or supporting aconno, company that made IoT easy.
Look at this guy wearing cool shirt with aconno logo, he must be one of aconno's.
aconno's by gustav_daniel January 16, 2019

Pulled a Conan 

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.
Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!
Pulled a Conan by DoriMoose October 9, 2009
german company that makes awesome hardware, software and firmware for IoT. You should look around for their awesome things.
Look that little thing, what is it? Ouh man, that is top of the line, new aconno beacon!
aconno by gustav_daniel January 16, 2019

Anonantidisiliminirunvincible 

Dude I am so anonantidisiliminirunvincible I shot myself yesterday and didn't feel a thing.

Aonanist 

One who abstains from masturbation. Either for religious, cultural or personal reasons. Aonanists are separate from asexuals as they still can and do participate in sexual intercourse with a partner but do not engage in masturbation.
Dude 1: “Yo, you jerk it with your right or left hand?”
Dude 2: “neither, homie. I’m aonanist”
Aonanist by Sen. Kammy November 17, 2019