ArseFlute 

someone who talks so much their mouth might as well be their arsehole.

"Bob told me he was the first man on the moon.

What an ArseFlute"

ArseFlute by BlunderWoman January 12, 2015

arselated 

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole

The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.

arselated by QtThinkers November 8, 2015

Arselube 

When one's dirty arse is mixed with sweat during exercise making a butt cheek lubricant culminating in a sore acid burnt area of butt crack skin.

Joe was killing it on his MTB ride when his arse began to burn. Damn arselube...

Arselube by cookie52 June 8, 2022

Absoflutely 

A short form of saying "abso-fucking-lutely"

Drama G: Ayo, punk! Last night I found my hand going through Patricia's thighs and shit. I think she got cellulites..

Disaster: You fucking my Ex, bitch??

Drama G: Absoflutely!! ;)

Absoflutely by Jules Blacc December 2, 2014

assflute 

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

assflute by chris April 1, 2005

arseplate 

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

arseplate by Timmy January 25, 2005

Assenflüten 

A flatulence of Nordic origin.

what a big meal we had! I feel an assenflüten coming on..

Assenflüten by Paisley Slayzher October 9, 2020