arselated

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole

The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.

by QtThinkers November 8, 2015

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

arsonated

verb.
Mocking and taunting about burning of religious compounds, abodes, cars, or any other shit.

I burned down your fucking house. You've been arsonated.

by Janet-Reno October 6, 2011

Arselander

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

Arselager

When your farts smell like beer

Whoa, what an arselager! And I haven't even drank any beer!

by Korossu August 28, 2017