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Arselander 

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....
Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

arsonated 

verb.
Mocking and taunting about burning of religious compounds, abodes, cars, or any other shit.
I burned down your fucking house. You've been arsonated.
arsonated by Janet-Reno October 6, 2011

Arselander 

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England
Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....
Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

arseplate 

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.
"Arseplates young man that can not be!"
arseplate by Timmy January 25, 2005

Arselager 

When your farts smell like beer
Whoa, what an arselager! And I haven't even drank any beer!
Arselager by Korossu August 28, 2017