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assflute 

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass
Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex
assflute by chris April 1, 2005
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assfluenza 

Major illness involving massive diarrhea.
After I ate those chicken wings, I ended up with a massive case of assfluenza.
assfluenza by Lone@602 April 28, 2009
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asslutely 

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.
Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"
asslutely by KrizziKat March 29, 2020

ass flute 

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.
Jack is such and ass flute.
ass flute by hard worker November 6, 2008

Assfluencer 

A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.
Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.
Assfluencer by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

assolutely 

When the back is oh so good, but they turn around and front is better!
Did you see that guy? Gurl...Assolutely!!
assolutely by John Dunaway November 21, 2017

ass flute 

There is no such thing as an ass flute.
Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."
ass flute by Jon James November 9, 2007
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