arizonan 

1. A person who believes that any temperature below 75° F is, "cold" and anything below 60° F is, "literally freezing."

2. A person who wears a heavy winter coat when the temperature is above 50°F.

"Dude, why are you wearing that ski coat? It's only 55° out! "

"55° is literally freezing!"

"You are such an Arizonan."

arizonan by ksuim4u January 8, 2016

Arizonan Treatment 

The act of taking a sample of cactus and inserting into your anus and clenching your ass cheeks. In result, it makes many different holes so more air flow through the anus so your anus is stretchier and can be more versatile during anal sex/play.

Rob: Word on street says you had an Arizonan Treatment?
Alfonso: I had to do it so Michelangelo wouldn't leave me!

Arizonan Treatment by Arizonan Treatment September 20, 2013

arizonasexual 

To feel a sexual attraction to Arizona Robbins from greys anatomy.

I can’t stop thinking about Arizona, I must be arizonasexual

arizonasexual by Greysfan123 January 3, 2021

I'll see you down at Arizona Bay 

A reference to Bill Hick's vision/hopes of California breaking off in an earthquake leaving a Arizona to have a bay. Used in a Tool song in the same reference and context

I'll See you down at Arizona Bay, sucker

I'll see you down at Arizona Bay by Paddy313 March 20, 2009

arizona bay 

1. The open water that California will become when it falls into the ocean.

2. Los Angeles, the great big festering neon distraction, after a comet falls from the sky, followed by meteor showers and tidal waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

arizona bay by NTA August 7, 2003

arizona 

Arizona - It's the devil's playground

The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"

It doesn't get any better than Arizona :).

arizona by A. McRae June 22, 2006

Arizona State University 

#1 in innovation #2 Stanford #3 MIT

Student 1: Our school just found a cure for cancer!
Student 2: Our school just solve the problem for world peace!
Arizona State University Student: Ya, but are you #1 in innovation?

Arizona State University by #1-in-innovation-guy March 19, 2017