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Are You Talking?

Something you say when someone is blabbing on about something you REALLY dont want to hear about..
- Very Stupid.. Just stop talking..
person one - "OMG!! I saw this guy and he was sooo hot.. Too bad he stands a certain way.. I could Never date him!!"

person 2- "Are you talking? (insert a serious face with finger pointing towards your mouth indicating 'Im not laughing')"
Are You Talking? by Christen February 12, 2004
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Are you talking about me? 

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?
Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

what, bro what are you talking about man 

the meme you see on almost every youtube video
in other words,
a reporter asked Russell Westbrook a question about his basketball match against the Jazz team and Russell Westbrook responded with "what?! bro what are you talking about man?"
Reporter: "Russell, did you guys lose this game or did the Jazz win this one?"
Russell: "what, bro what are you talking about man" (w/o punctuation)
"bro, I'm out man. yall trippin"

What are you talking about?

Knowing you fucked up and is afraid to confront them about the situation one on one.
What are you talking about? I didn’t do that?

That wasn’t me I swear.
Ooop

Liar

Who are you talking to right now? 

Walter: Who are you talking to right now?
Skyler: ...

Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing about the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.