Archwhore 

A fatass who only eats McDonald's.

Stop being an Archwhore and eat something else.

Archwhore by scumbetweentoes54 March 23, 2017

alchowhore 

A female prone to outrageously embarrasing displays of affection whilst under the influence of alcohol. The actions displayed would normally be considered as RAPE if the individual was a guy.

Michael:"Guys, guys..... what the fuck is Harriet doing?"

Patrick:"Oh no....not again....this time its NOT me."

Oscar: "Harriet get the hell off Tristan, and put your molehills away, hes NOT impressed."

Michael,Patrick,Oscar: "Harriet you alchowhore, control your desperation."

alchowhore by Friedrodent April 5, 2008

alchowhore 

Term used to describe a normally tame female who turns into a raging whore once the brew touches her lips.

Josh F: "Hey Jen what did you do last night"
Jen: "I dont remeber...but my butt really hurts"
Josh F & Pals: "ALCHOWHORE!"

Emily is nice, but once she tastes the Milwaukees Best she transforms into a sausage ravaging alchowhore.

alchowhore by Ryno July 23, 2004

Alcowhore

Someone (usually a female) who acts like a whore only when under the influence of alcohol.

Jill is a total alcowhore, she had a few vodka-lemonades and she was all over Tom.

Alcowhore by Bridget Kramer February 3, 2008

alcowhore

A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out.

You Know You're an Alcowhore If:

1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment

2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie

3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.

4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.

5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite p[ossibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!!

6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.

If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends

OG Whore: OMG, lets like go to the Sig Ep house and get drunk

New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?

OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work

The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!

alcowhore by Rae Rae June 29, 2006

alcowhore

being slaved by acohol, alcoholic

My liver is a slut and I became an alcowhore since she left me

alcowhore by Sinny L January 27, 2009

alcawhore 

A typically shy girl who will hit on anything in sight when drunk.

"Did you see Allison at that party last night? She was a total alcawhore!"

alcawhore by Hollly October 28, 2006