Definitions by Ryno

Wowzer 

When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.

Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.

Wowzer by Ryno September 21, 2014

bigorexia 

When someone (typically a male) becomes obsessed with body buiding to the point where he cannot actually see themself for what they are. They will habiutually attempt to become more and more muscular because they feel its never enough.

Monkey1: I don't think my 20" arms are big enough
Monkey2: yo dawg, you're crazy, you're suffering from bigorexia!

bigorexia by ryno April 22, 2005

gumballs 

The lost art of either punching out the front teeth of a female, or carefully removing her denchers, and then proceeding to fuck her bleeding gums until satisfaction.

Next to the cadbury creamer, gumballs is probably my favorite sex move.

gumballs by Ryno March 26, 2005

cadbury creamer 

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

cadbury creamer by Ryno March 25, 2005

pasholna

means fuck you in Russian

pasholna hui (fuck my dick)

pasholna by Ryno March 15, 2005

blume

Referencing all things Brazilian.

Absolute advantage of Brazil over all things Paraguayan.

This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!

That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks

blume by Ryno March 8, 2005

empshire 

The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.

syn: castle greyskull

guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"

empshire by Ryno December 3, 2004