archwired

A term meaning "I have braces on my teeth," created by the readers of ArchWired.com, a website for adults in orthodontic braces. The term is freely used on the website's message board.

"After seeing my orthodontist and getting molds and x-rays, I finally got archwired today!"

by SusanDooley October 24, 2007

Archived meme

Term used by underage and kiddies to downplay a Great Meme. They use it to feel relevant, even though they missed all that..

Captain: Remember dancing baby?
Operator: That's an archived meme, #yolo
Cats: O RLY?

by Dik Trom September 5, 2018

Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.

Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."

by TheWerepyreKing February 28, 2013

archimedes

He has the sex, unlike all you lame ass weirdos who only have regular sex. Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick

Archimedes is the only one who ever

by archimedes the great and all k February 5, 2022

archimedes screw

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.

In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.

by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004

Archimedes

A guy that is hot, and knows how to treat a girl.

Super Awesome! Also, it's the greek guy who invented the Archimedes Screw.

Man my boyfriend is a total dick, i wish he could be like an Archimedes.

by Blah ;) May 9, 2010

Archived

Something/someone that is no longer valid at the current time.

*in the middle of lunch*
Ryan: ..so I told her I wouldn’t do the spring musicale this year.
Troy: wow isn’t space just a weird concept
Chad: Hunty, you have been archived.

by you’llknowmewheni’mfamous August 28, 2018