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He pulled an archiee on his phone, he now has 40 fish
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The Magnus Archives 

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*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*

archivebeast

That one kid who used to be interested streetwear brands like bape and supreme and FTP who recently discovered rick owens because he heard playboi carti mention it in his song,and now only wears "archive clothing" (very sought after high end pieces by designers) like helmut lang, jun takashi,rick owens, mihara yasuhiro and many more, this archive beast will act high and mighty and shame people for wearing less expensive brands like supreme
kevin is such an archivebeast he acts like he knows everything about fashion but he just dresses like everybody on instagram with his geobaskets and chrome hearts hoodie
archivebeast by theincel June 22, 2020

Archisexual

people who are sexually attracted to architecture / buildings.
"Nancy is archisexual," Karina said, "She will not marry you."
Archisexual by WudgayProductions February 7, 2018

archie andrews 

Archie Andrews is a term to use for a boy that has kissed or been with A lot of girls one after the other.

Origin
Riverdale (The CW TV show)
Archie is seen kissing a lot of the cast the teacher, Veronica, Cheryl, A pussy cat girl.

It can also be used when a boy is going out with everyone but with the right girls.

If you are talking nicely (non-shady)(which I think is impossible for people of this century) you can use it to describe a nice boy. Very hot too.

It can be abriviated as A.A.
Ahhh, that kid is such an Archie Andrews!

Archived meme 

Term used by underage and kiddies to downplay a Great Meme. They use it to feel relevant, even though they missed all that..
Captain: Remember dancing baby?
Operator: That's an archived meme, #yolo
Cats: O RLY?
Archived meme by Dik Trom September 5, 2018

Archive of Our Own 

A fanfiction website that is about 9000x better than ff.net could ever wish to be, despite the fact that it's still in beta.
Guy 1: Hey dude I just signed up for Archive of Our Own
Guy 2: Dude, same! I posted my first fic yesterday! It's already got like 20 kudos!
Guy 1: DUDE!
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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