apply

To smoke weed.

Let's apply and watch Up In Smoke.

apply by Foster Bell October 28, 2008

Apply Pressure 

to make it known you want somebody

if you want me , apply pressure.

Apply Pressure by BrooklynRoseee July 15, 2020

Apply Cold Water To Burned Area 

When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.

Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.

Apply Cold Water To Burned Area by AsianInfestation April 29, 2013

Apply pressure 

To overcome obstacles and excel with finesse at any given task due to an individual’s brute will power. 💪🏽 often at the expense of lost sleep, occasionally lost friendships, and less free time.

Damn homebody, how you wheelie the bike so nice!? you really applying pressure!

They think they can hold Mike back in Calculus, but I promise you, he gon apply pressure.

Apply pressure by Kwamzz August 7, 2018

Apply Suction 

A fancier way of saying "suck my dick". Used in occasions when you may not want the person to comprehend precisely what you mean. Usually accompanied with the word "sir", such as:

"Sir; apply suction immediately."

"Time reduction or apply suction."
"Apply Suction to my penile organ"
"In any case, apply suction."

Apply Suction by SirBenTheInvestigator March 6, 2014

Apply Pressure 

To test ones mental strength, to see if one can perform under a certain amount of stress.

I’m not stopping until I apply pressure to every last one of these Cats on this battle rap shit !

Apply Pressure by Jay1900 March 7, 2018

Apply through your teeth 

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

Apply through your teeth by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006