applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.

iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!

by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009

AGELASTIC

A person who never laughs otherwise known as a miserable person.

I've come to discovery after two years of being Dave's roommate he is agelastic.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

assplastic

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.

You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.

by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011

Apptastic

Any application that you find to be fantastic

It was apptastic

his app was so apptastic

I downloaded an apptastic game

Keynote is apptastic on the iPad

by |EStarr| May 9, 2010

analasticity

The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.

The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.

Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.

Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!

by Paultera January 13, 2009

amulastic

Amulastic is another way to say that someone is retarded or stupid. It is used widely in the Caribbean and came from the commonly used word spastic.

'Shannon and Brandon are together'
'But I thought Shannon was amulastic?'
'Brandon likes retards'

by BDlovesSR April 27, 2009

analastic limit

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.

I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.

by Randy George August 23, 2011