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Applewood Heights 

A high school located in Mississauga.
Father to some of the most influential rap groups of the 21st century. Like The BCF or Young Shocka.

It's expected to hear kids walking down the halls singing famous rap songs such as "Everyday I'm Hustlin"
Student: Yo mon Applewood Heights be sum gangster... Boy dem guay got stabbed dere 2 years ago.

Random Guy off the Stree: No.. its.. really not that gangster...
Applewood Heights by Vladimir Koslov December 17, 2008

Appleholic 

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.
Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.
Appleholic by Gicky May 3, 2010

applegoose 

a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans
my uncle who is a spartan was killed by an applegoose
applegoose by justin khos August 10, 2007
A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.
John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.

Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.
appleloli by Toll September 5, 2018

applesolesence 

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.
"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"
applesolesence by Frank Film January 12, 2008

Applewoods 

A slang term used to identify and insult officers of the law.
Those punk ass Applewoods try to hem me up around P-Block but they couldn't pin me with nothin'
Applewoods by Ayce Kaiden March 31, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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