applegouge

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a halloween based fetish involving making holes in various fruit, msinly applss, in order to insert an erect phallus. Can be given out to unsuspecting trick or treaters cunningly filled with sweets.

"Trick or treat"
"Have some of me applegouge"
"Thanks very much Mr"
"He he he"

applegouge by GobblesDURRR November 6, 2006

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applegoose

a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans

my uncle who is a spartan was killed by an applegoose

applegoose by justin khos August 10, 2007

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applegoogoo

a wide if not apple shaped female ass.

damn get a look at the applegoogoo on that Slambot.

applegoogoo by Slambot-Liquorhed January 2, 2011

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Applesouce

Applesouce is the choosen one. He is born to be known in all online shoter Games, like : Crossfire, AvA, CS, e.e.

Today i saw Applesouce...
And what did he do...
I don't know i died...

Applesouce by Apples0uce April 17, 2010

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Applegode

The pimples and blemishes that form on one's neck after shaving.

I have a bad applegode under my jawline from shaving this morning.

Applegode by Texafornia March 9, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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