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AppleEgo 

Someone that owns a Mac Book, or an Apple product, that thinks they are far superior than those that own MP3s and PCs.
I can't stand Mark, just because he has a Mac doesn't make him God! He is such an AppleEgo.
AppleEgo by AndyFromTheOffice August 4, 2011
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applegoose 

a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans
my uncle who is a spartan was killed by an applegoose
applegoose by justin khos August 10, 2007

applegouge 

a halloween based fetish involving making holes in various fruit, msinly applss, in order to insert an erect phallus. Can be given out to unsuspecting trick or treaters cunningly filled with sweets.
"Trick or treat"
"Have some of me applegouge"
"Thanks very much Mr"
"He he he"
applegouge by GobblesDURRR November 6, 2006

applegoogoo 

a wide if not apple shaped female ass.
damn get a look at the applegoogoo on that Slambot.
applegoogoo by Slambot-Liquorhed January 2, 2011

Applegode 

The pimples and blemishes that form on one's neck after shaving.
I have a bad applegode under my jawline from shaving this morning.
Applegode by Texafornia March 9, 2009
A minimod that I respect but hate at the same time
Bro AppleGold is so gaystill love him tho
AppleGold by yeah.#6847 December 10, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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