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Apple Crumble 

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.
This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.
Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter 

A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair
Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

Apple Cumble 

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it
this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler
the apple crumbler by spencer s August 7, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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