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Appledusk
A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.
Appledusk by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021
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Appeled • appled • appledouche • appeldoorn • Appledaft • Appledogging • Appledorian • Appled Out • appled up • Appledusk
appledick
appledick by davesthename June 24, 2019
Appled
The act of purchasing a new shiny Apple product, only to have Apple release a newer, faster, shinier version of the same product a short time later.
Particularly relevant after signing a two year contract with AT&T in order to purchase an iPhone.
Particularly relevant after signing a two year contract with AT&T in order to purchase an iPhone.
David: I just a bought a new iPhone 3Gs! Isn't it awesome?
Me: No, no – the new iPhone 4 comes out next week! You got Appled!
Me: No, no – the new iPhone 4 comes out next week! You got Appled!
Appled by mattsbecker December 9, 2010
Appled
Censorship or obstruction of an idea, work or method through means of micromanagement or excessive control, often unnecessary or without proper reason.
Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
Appledogging
While giving head, a piece of foreskin gets lodged against your esophagus. You try to hack it up and it still sticks.
Appledogging by Laird Jeffers February 2, 2009
appled
The act of dispersing rotten apples into your asshole neighbors yard during the middle of the night.
appled by Husonators January 2, 2012
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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