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Appledusk 

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.
Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.
Appledusk by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021
a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit
“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”
appledick by davesthename June 24, 2019
The act of purchasing a new shiny Apple product, only to have Apple release a newer, faster, shinier version of the same product a short time later.

Particularly relevant after signing a two year contract with AT&T in order to purchase an iPhone.
David: I just a bought a new iPhone 3Gs! Isn't it awesome?

Me: No, no – the new iPhone 4 comes out next week! You got Appled!
Appled by mattsbecker December 9, 2010
Censorship or obstruction of an idea, work or method through means of micromanagement or excessive control, often unnecessary or without proper reason.

Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
I was unable to repair my car because the manufacturer appled the powertrain and I need to order parts directly from them.
Appled by Quixotico November 30, 2010

Appledogging 

While giving head, a piece of foreskin gets lodged against your esophagus. You try to hack it up and it still sticks.
When Ms Patton went down on her husband she started appledogging right away and couldn't stop.
Appledogging by Laird Jeffers February 2, 2009
The act of dispersing rotten apples into your asshole neighbors yard during the middle of the night.
Karma's a bitch. You've just been appled.
appled by Husonators January 2, 2012