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Pertaining to being "simple" or acting dumb
Hey Apalach get outta that tree.
Apalach by Joe Rish April 9, 2009
Words you can keep

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

amalachukwu 

Some think it’s related to amala(Yoruba food) but NO! It’s the most awesome igbo name which means Grace of God, though in some Igbo dialect it’s pronounced AMARACHUKWU which means the same but different dialect. When an igbo person tells you the name is AMALA don’t be a bastard and refer it to the Yoruba food!
Ever since I met that girl my life has been full of Amalachukwu! She’s indeed Godsent.
amalachukwu by Amah.DC February 19, 2018

apalachian trail 

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other
this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

Hiking the appalachian trail 

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

Apalachicola 

Apalachicola is like Charleston and Savannah had a premature baby...its a tiny Southern Coastal town. The place is an old cotton-port on the Gulf in Florida's panhandle and has lots of old antebellum homes, brick streets and a town that sits right on the water. This is the way the rest of Florida was before everyone else moved here and destroyed it. Live Oak trees, palm trees and azaleas grow along sandy roads with palmetto bushes. Oysters are the best in the world here, or were until Atlanta's pollution up river ruined the bay. The region has a lot of Florida's heritage tied up in one little town, seafood, cotton, beaches, timber and turpintine. Tupelo Honey is from this area and the grouper is the best in the world. The tea is sweeter than syrup and the Southern accents are Deep South Salty. If you want to see the Real Florida, this is it.
Apalachicola Girl: I saw your truck at the Pig on Friday, and passed you on the way to WeWa on Saturday.

Apalachicola Boy: Hell, thats why I always keep my nose clean ...you can't poop in Apalach without everyone knowin what color it is.
Apalachicola by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 29, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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